There's a fucking limo parked across the street with THE most sensitive car alarm in the world. There it goes again. A kitten must have just tiptoed by. I mean, any car alarm would go off with that kind of commotion. Right?

And...the parking in the back of our apartment is full. It's never full. The rotten jerks upstairs are hogging it all. They've been in there all day. That really burns my buns, I tell you.

Jerks. The world's full of them!

But not me, of course.

I promise I'll be in a better mood next time.