Jan.22.02

Oooh. It's possible we have officially reached old-people-shut-in stage.

People. We are now wired for DirecTV. No, not Direct TV, DirecTV. See? It's a funny play on words! Please appreciate this comment now because I predict that I will soon become addicted to satellite TV and I will not be able to think because my brain will be mush.

It happened to my parents! I'm not joking. We had six televisions by the time I was in 8th Grade.

But...at least now I can watch "The Sopranos" and Errol Morris's show "First Person." And the Weather Channel is educational, right?

Right?

(ulp!)

square - hip