Jan.11.04

The night before last, I had a dream that I was taking a pregnancy test. It was one of those new-fangled ones that actually says "Pregnant" or "Not Pregnant." In my dream, it was digital and really fancy, and after it told me the results (pregnant, of course--AUGH when will this obsession leave my brain?!), it started playing a preview for some upcoming movie. I was actually upset at the results of the test and for some reason thought that the new-fangled test could be reset and tried again, but try as I might, I could not get it to stop playing that trailer for that film. I think the film starred Russell Crowe and/or Julia Roberts.

That was possibly the wittiest dream I've ever had.

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