pediatricians,

obsetricians,

general practitioners,

and nurse practitioners.

I've been in the care of

edocrinologists,

dermatologists,

accupuncturists,

phlebotomists,

anesthesiologists,

urologists,

therapists,

applied kinesiologists,

gynecologists,

oncologists,

and gynecological oncologists.

I've seen

plastic surgeons,

nurses,

x-ray techs,

CAT scan techs.

I've had

stitches,

staples,

drains,

IVs,

foleys,

hickmans,

injections,

radiation,

surgeries,

and biopsies.

I have been

probed,

poked,

stuck,

cut,

shaved,

monitored,

and scanned.

Is it any wonder I hate getting sick?