Aug.14.05 - Murals don't have to be lame Aug.10.05 - Another installment in the saga of E. Aug.09.05 - Fuck this. Aug.07.05 - sad and late-night Aug.03.03 - E. Jul.26.05 - we're worried about him July.02.05 - houseguests and fish...not necessarily true Jun.17.05 - silly rant June.09.05 - Remuddling through May.16.05 - driving by, by way of apology March.29.05 - Happy happy joy joy March.28.05 - It's Spring March.26.05 - toddlers, life, and death in real- and faketime March.24.05 - I found an angel March.11.05 - My short theater history. Feb.14.05 - Surprise!!!!! Feb.08.05 - Hooray for good shoes Feb.07.05 - Hey, guess what! Feb.04.05 - Falling apart, it feels like Jan.21.05 - Cleaning the outside makes the inside feel clean too. Sort of. Jan.16.05 - Nope, I'm not. Jan.14.05 - still waiting Jan.11.05 - When will I know?? Jan.03.05 - The new year brings new things and old. Dec.31.04 - G'bye, g'bye, g'bye, 2004. Dec.27.04 - xmas update Nov.29.04 - This might be goodbye. Nov.03.04 - Fuck. Fuckfuckfuck. Oct.17.04 - Feeling moldy. Oct.11.04 - Happy birthday to my boy. Oct.11.04 - Morose PMS-induced entry. Sep.14.04 - Crushing on Jewish cuties Sep.08.04 - methinks I should let them in next time. Sep.06.04 - KC in the summer is what it is. Sep.03.04 - It made me happier than it should Aug.16.04 - bad haircuts and crossed fingers July.27.04 - My big trip! July.12.04 - I am excited about my trip and I loved "Kill Bill." July.06.04 - a cold and a potty sign July.01.04 - golden days before they end Jun.29.04 - What's that heavy feeling? Oh, yeah. May.29.04 - Some bits of life of late. May.23.04 - This song makes me feel like I have a camera on me. May.11.04 - I am a sucky friend sometimes. Apr.23.04 - My future calling...? Apr.22.04 - An inventory, of sorts. Apr.13.04 - LA's a long story. Apr.06.04 - Alllll about food. Apr.05.04 - an odd little coincidence March.31.04 - An open letter to my fellow Chicago parents March.30.04 - Sun peeking through the clouds March.14.04 - He's clearly advanced. March.05.04 - Two days, two and a half guests, busy. Feb.27.04 - tendonitis keeps even my good news short. Feb.25.04 - Eh, what's new under the...sun...? Feb.19.04 - It's my birthday. Feb.01.04 - List of 100 things Jan.31.04 - The good outweighs the bad. Jan.29.04 - Silly Aliases or however you spell that Jan.27.04 - Yay! Baby Snarkymarky! Jan.24.04 - Oooh, it's so exciting!! Jan.13.04 - worried Jan.11.04 - My brain gets all smart without me. Jan.03.04 - Hmm...2004, is it? Dec.30.03 - Blankets and fevers Dec.17.03 - The angel and the...angel...?...on my shoulder... Dec.16.03 - Don't fuck with me, I'm having a bad day. Dec.12.03 - I met her. Dec.08.03 - Pre-holiday no-man's land Dec.02.03 - i heart tv. Dec.02.03 - bad, bad, geeky me Nov.30.03 - Taking the rough with the smooch. Nov.11.03 - A month since E. birthday Oct.03.03 - A quick one. Sep.29.03 - I'm getting TiVo! Oh, and it's our anniversary too. Sep.23.03 - Allll over the place. Sep.12.03 - Johnny Cash. Aug.22.03 - My baby is walking! Aug.06.03 - Regret is for suckers. Jul.25.03 - Some things happened. Jun.30.03 - Sometimes being a mom is super-cool. Jun.27.03 - explanation of my curmudgeonliness (is that a word?) Jun.26.03 - I don't like Harry Potter. Jun.24.03 - He's the bees knees. Jun.16.03 - Everyone must eat sand for Fathers' Day Jun.12.03 - My new layout ROCKS! Jun.06.03 - My little squirmer Jun.03.03 - Is this morbid? May.05.03 - Mama goes back to KC Apr.19.03 - Solid food and other scary things April.14.03 - Oh my goiter. March.25.03 - I have a lump. March.13.03 - Goodbye, childhood. March.12.03 - things might be looking up. Feb.20.03 - Don't forget how lucky you are. Feb.10.03 - Bwhahaha! Jan.31.03 - blahwinterblah Jan.24.03 - giggle giggle tickle tickle little sack o' sugar i could eat you up Jan.13.03 - No email for me. Jan.10.03 - He'll be three months, I'll be fine soon. Dec.23.02 - I need sleep. Nov.16.02 - Baby is nursing as i type this with one hand Oct.27.02 - New motherhood Oct.17.02 - My son. Oct.09.02 - Getting there...oh...so...slowly Oct.06.02 - Today is October 6th. Oct.01.02 - false alarm #1 (will there be more?) Sep.30.02 - 39 weeks, 20% effaced, -1 station Sep.23.02 - Creeping closer... Sept.13.02 - I've hit nine, now what? Aug.28.02 - My neighborhood at night Aug.26.02 - My letter to C. Aug.21.02 - Can I just say... Aug.19.02 - Eight months and one week. busybusybusy. Aug.08.02 - Checkin' in just because Jul.24.02 - Whirlwind luck Jul.12.02 - The day's a-wastin' Jul.07.02 - I am now entering my third trimester. Jul.03.02 - The day before the 4th Jun.21.02 - she's one cold yoga lady Jun.19.02 - the doula, the shower, and of course, Richard Dawson Jun.10.02 - I'll be back soon. Jun.03.02 - Tryin' to catch up! May.30.02 - Diaryland, why are you torturing me??? May.30.02 - fuckin' fuck. May.27.02 - bunch of junk May.23.02 - sometimes people are just that good. May.20.02 - New York in as much of a nutshell as possible. May.14.02 - The story of THE BIG ULTRASOUND. May.12.02 - THE BIG ULTRASOUND (gulp.) May.09.02 - Neat! May.06.02 - good clumsy weekend May.02.02 - Getting over a cold and thanking our lucky stars May.01.02 - Mostly good things *koff* Apr.26.02 - I have no complaints. Apr.25.02 - Let's just be honest here. Apr.24.02 - Freaking out over eBay Apr.22.02 - I'm four months pregnant now, can you believe it? Apr.17.02 - A Californian in a Midwesterner's body Apr.15.02 - I did some shopping and then I rant about fast food. Apr.12.02 - At least it's Friday... Apr.10.02 - This is the long story of my visit to the temp agency. Apr.09.02 - I'm on a date with Johnny Cash! Apr.08.02 - I need to feel "normal." Apr.05.02 - Easter at Roseanne and Bill's Apr.04.02 - Loving the quiet. Apr.03.02 - Second trimester starts now. Apr.02.02 - People. Go figure. Apr.01.02 - A too-long entry about a bunch of stuff that happened. March.27.02 - religious? March.26.02 - diary ring rant March.25.02 - Trip #2 to Ann Arbor. March.21.02 - Bam. Insight. March.20.02 - The unstoppable belly + I hate winter March.19.02 - the zombie-me March.16.02 - Blah. Living in my head. March.14.02 - preggo paranoia fun March.13.02 - Reason to love the web March.12.02 - snore, snore, talktalktalk March.11.02 - A whole lotta words saying nothing much (about my weekend). March.07.02 - HOORAY FOR EVERYTHING! March.06.02 - paranoid mama March.05.02 - I did a naughty thing. March.04.02 - This is for B.T., my first love. March.03.02 - nine down, more than thirty to go March.02.02 - Talk to the belly, alright? Feb.28.02 - the high-endurance baby challenge Feb.25.02 - The cat is driving me insane. Feb.24.02 - Happy and sad things Feb.22.02 - The Rebel Geek Feb.21.02 - dreams and unwanted party guests Feb.20.02 - the day after Feb.18.02 - the day before Feb.16.02 - I wanna tell. Feb.15.02 - Everything's okay. Feb.14.02 - It's a good heart day. Feb.07.02 - What I really want is I want to slack. Feb.04.02 - sick of my job Feb.03.02 - First tests of motherhood Jan.30.02 - I'm pregnant! Jan.28.02 - lady, girl, woman, rev., walk in the park Jan.25.02 - feeling my PMS and hating it Jan.24.02 - TVTVTVTVTVTVTV Jan.22.02 - satellite TV of love Jan.21.02 - relationship Jan.18.02 - Okay, I have succumbed to The Strokes. So there. Jan.17.02 - Suck-er! Jan.15.02 - The peanut makes my heart sing Jan.14.02 - Reasons to celebrate Jan.13.02 - They're having a baby Jan.10.02 - Ugh. Jan.09.02 - ceiling faw down. Jan.08.02 - a little catch-up Jan.06.02 - Requiem for a weekend...? Jan.03.02 - Margaret Cho would never put up with 56K. Dec.31.01 - It's a new year and you don't look your age. Dec.29.01 - A & B's wedding day Dec.28.01 - Lazy morning Dec.26.01 - Christmas Dec.24.01 - Google rox Xmas Eve. Dec.23.01 - a list of nice things that are happening now Dec.22.01 - a catching up and holiday wishes Dec.19.01 - The first real snow of the year Dec.17.01 - High so high on paint fumes Dec.16.01 - We move in 3 1/2 days. Dec.14.01 - Grandma. Dec.14.01 - The last Friday and not much else. Dec.13.01 - disjointed silliness Dec.11.01 - I feel so ungratefully cranky Dec.10.01 - obstacles. Dec.08.01 - (Don't) Suck my left one. Dec.07.01 - a bunch of random thoughts Dec.06.01 - Charlie Brown Christmas Dec.05.01 - It's been a damn good day. Dec.04.01 - Things I'm currently happy about. Dec.04.01 - Picasso 'n' me Dec.03.01 - Oh sooo much to talk about Nov.30.01 - cereal sadness and work observations Nov.30.01 - Goodbye, my favorite Nov.29.01 - tribute to kundalinimama Nov.29.01 - hooky Nov.27.01 - December! Nov.26.01 - memento review Nov.25.01 - Holiday ketchup Nov.20.01 - My Mom made me cry in a mall once. Nov.19.01 - shower, apartment, vertigo, etc. --------- - I am rickets today Nov.17.01 - At home she feels like a tourist Nov.16.01 - a little too happy about the weekend Nov.15.01 - desolation balanced with uplift. Nov.14.01 - Are you okay with your pants? Nov.13.01 - Garbage consumption at all-time high. Nov.12.01 - do we need another day? Nov.11.01 - all het up Nov.09.01 - squeak, scratch, square Nov.08.01 - cut and run Oct.08.01 - short Nov.06.01 - with house and hoarse Nov.04.01 - house house house house house house Nov.03.01 - Setting: Weekend. Verdict: Okay. Nov.02.01 - I got a headache. Oct.31.01 - HAlloween, not HOLLOWeen! Oct.30.01 - Burly. Oct.29.01 - average Oct.28.01 - Looking at houses and RIP Sonicnet radio Oct.26.01 - My dream about Sh. Oct.25.01 - Dr. Squarepants says: "Spleen good. Spleen friend." Oct.24.01 - Oh crap. Oct.22.01 - What's up and what's been up Oct.19.01 - Biz Markie deserves mad props, yo. Oct.18.01 - a short list of things to do Oct.17.01 - two things that suck: the war and my back Oct.16.01 - The Story of Us, Part I Oct.15.01 - new obsessions Oct.14.01 - weekend sort of thing Oct.11.01 - Mr.Rushmore, cat search, and bothersome sleep. Oct.10.01 - Oh, I don't know. Oct.09.01 - Linky Oct.08.01 - How soon is now? Oct.06.01 - F. 'n' job Oct.06.01 - We all do what we can. Oct.05.01 - giving peeps props Oct.03.01 - Our perfect anniversary trip. Oct.02.01 - checking in post-trip Sep.28.01 - Anniversary Sep.27.01 - Pardon my dust Sep.26.01 - Mmmm. Mames. Sep.24.01 - I love my husband, okay? Sep.23.01 - sigh. Sep.22.01 - ah, Indiana Sep.21.01 - Free speech in the U.S.A. Sep.20.01 - I've got glasses now. The world can continue spinning, thank you. Sep.19.01 - still waiting for glasses Sep.18.01 - looking up slightly Sep.17.01 - letters Sep.15.01 - Feeling better Sep.14.01 - so sad Sep.11.01 - History in the making. Sep.10.01 - Laundry man Sep.09.01 - THE show Sep.08.01 - little stuff Sep.06.01 - corny jokes rule. Sep.05.01 - goodbadBADgood Sep.04.01 - I don't know who to blame for car alarms. Sep.03.01 - A pause Aug.31.01 - Sleep, Summer, Fog. Aug.30.01 - Roller skating without eyeglasses Aug.29.01 - I'm back! Aug.29.01 - Update schmupdate. Aug.27.01 - clothes and some other stuff Aug.26.01 - bluh. Aug.24.01 - Postal pants Aug.23.01 - baby knots Aug.21.01 - Love, squarepants Aug.20.01 - Tumult. And some links. Aug.19.01 - Nott-much-ness Aug.18.01 - sadly, more sad Aug.17.01 - Wrapping it all up. Aug.16.01 - You are a jerk. Aug.14.01 - Coincidence?? Aug.13.01 - comps are fun Aug.12.01 - a doughnut rant and a weekend wrap-up Aug.10.01 - The very sad but true story of four friends who should never have lived together. Aug.09.01 - record rant Aug.08.01 - hot job Aug.07.01 - Drive, drive, and drive some more. Aug.05.01 - Uhhhhhhhh. Aug.03.01 - Your life to live Jul.31.01 - Oy veyashmear Jul.30.01 - A day when nine things happened. Jul.29.01 - Job hunt madness Jul.28.01 - Yucky. Jul.27.01 - Middle-aged angel with a beer belly and a heavy native-Chicago accent. Jul.26.01 - Gobbler link Jul.25.01 - Busy-ness Jul.24.01 - Boat. Jul.23.01 - I'm a star. Jul.22.01 - A tape made by some guy I used to like. Jul.22.01 - Cat pee as punishment Jul.20.01 - love amongst friends and health for me Jul.19.01 - crossing my fingers Jul.17.01 - The REal World? Where? Jul.17.01 - Shameless and shallow here Jul.16.01 - good out of bad Jul.16.01 - Oh, family. Jul.15.01 - weekend in review + critic's corner Jul.13.01 - karaoke in your vitamins Jul.12.01 - Go on, it's your last day Jul.10.01 - electric google-oo Jul.09.01 - Hot hell day Jul.08.01 - I'm back! Jul.03.01 - I like the cut of your jib. Jul.02.01 - randum. um. um. Jul.01.01 - I'm not like everybody else Jun.29.01 - I know you've come to take my toys away Jun.28.01 - can't help lovin that man Jun.26.01 - Take this job & shove it. Jun.25.01 - what else? Jun.24.01 - If I were a miner...I'd be a damn good one. Jun.22.01 - mmm. saucy. Jun.21.01 - life Jun.20.01 - I am a pack rat. Jun.19.01 - Dunno. Jun.18.01 - death of a friend Jun.12.01 - homepants Jun.10.01 - sun sun sun in the fun fun fun Jun.09.01 - Sedaris, Sedaris, Sedaris Jun.08.01 - freedom Jun.05.01 - Will somebody please give this girl a haircut? Jun.04.01 - seasonal affective disorder strikes Jun.03.01 - jaded old gal June.01.01 - lazy suszan May.30.01 - more critic's corner May.29.01 - Daddy's girl May.28.01 - movieeees! May.27.01 - whirlwind of change May.24.01 - glub blub glub blub May.21.01 - married May.20.01 - bittersweet springtime May.16.01 - All I need is Heather Locklear May.13.01 - the real thing May.10.01 - Poke that bunny May.09.01 - notmuch May.08.01 - I heart the rock. May.07.01 - baby May.06.01 - linkety link-link May.5.01 - I hope you rot! May.02.01 - G is for gentrification Apr.30.01 - ghosties a-hauntin' Apr.29.01 - I've been discovered Apr.26.01 - Hey, white bitch! Apr.25.01 - That's all. Apr.24.01 - What happened to that girl? Apr.23.01 - nuthin' Apr.21.01 - no need for the pith helmet... Apr.20.01 - Hey Baby. Apr.16.01 - happenings Apr.14.01 - "You fuckin' die!" Apr.11.01 - I.Rocked.It. Apr.10.01 - mysteries Apr.07.01 - uncle memories Apr.04.01 - Work 'n' Spring Apr.03.01 - mmmm? Apr.02.01 - My Pal Foot Foot Apr.01.01 - a short rant about rock 'n' roll. Apr.01.01 - just catching up March.29.01 - critic's corner March.28.01 - Parrot-Heads. March.24.01 - I really, really like cake. March.23.01 - :( - Don't read this. Really. Don't. March.22.01 - job shmob. March.22.01 - *yawn* March.21.01 - work world March.20.01 - Mish March.18.01 - A rip-roarin' good time was had by all March.17.01 - Gold is goood. March.13.01 - just playing around March.15.01 - kissin' March.10.01 - CRANKY. March.08.01 - job and death March.07.01 - old lady on a soapbox March.06.01 - vacations on credit, a.k.a. leaning on your significant other...this is a long one! Feb.22.01 - snow Feb.22.01 - - - - Feb.19.01 - I like cake. Feb.18.01 - Nicey nice nice Feb.13.01 - corporate love, and the joys of counting the cracks in the ceiling Feb.11.01 - guh Feb.09.01 - Please hand me more crap. Feb.07.01 - Entropy? No! Jan.31.01 - gushy Jan 30.01 - viva anger Jan.29.01 - more winter thoughts January 26th. 01 - #1