I ask you, why is Kevin Smith even still in the public eye? I mean, sure, Clerks was a great film, but then it seemed like all the rest of them were just a continuation of the theme and/or geek fantasy fulfillment. And now, every time you see him, he's got at least one, usually several, of his buddies with him. I'm so sick of seeing him and his posse! It's over, guys! You're what--40 now? You're not in college anymore, Kevin. Lose the mullet and those big glasses, stop acting like a big shot, and please fade away. You bore the hell out of me!

And yes, it is kinda personal. He totally screwed over a friend of mine a few years back. That started the distaste, but then it has blossomed over the years into full-fledged loathing.

Ahem. Thank you. Back to your regularly scheduled...